The four types of itis

1. Freshmanitis

Symptoms

Tiredness

Boredom during class

Constant hunger

Laziness

2. Sophomoreitis (I created this since I feel like I get it during certain classes)

Symptoms

1. Laziness/tiredness

2. Frequent spells of boredom during class filled lots of sitting time

3. Lack of regular motivation for certain classes (sometimes later on in the day like 6th and 7th hour)

4. Loss of attitude for learning in a classroom environment (wants/needs a field trip or outdoor time)

5. In the worse case of sophomoreitis, forgetfulness of assignments and who is teaching the class.

Cure 1: humor from a friend or teacher.

Cure 2: Socialization with a friend during class (sorry teachers)

Cure 3: P.E or outdoor activity prescribed by teacher of the class.

3. Junioritis

Symptoms

1. Tiredness

2. Fatigue

3. Loss of motivation for learning

4. Boredom during class when there is lots of sitting down

4. Senioritis

Symptoms

1. Sleepiness

2. Laziness

3. Lots of absences

4. Fatigue

5. frequent breaks from learning

All these types of it is diseases are caught by passing on in an influential way. If you feel you have them, tell your parents or tell your teachers. If your teachers care, it will be an actual miracle; if they administer humor or socialization time. Sorry teachers! Outdoor activity or Physical Education can be a cure for all of types of itis.

Sorry if you get froshitis, you have a while to go.